cote

A crack-induced hallucination that begins a chain of reactions that ends with that person being totally screwed

I had a cote last night of Brad Pitt when I woke up in a bar called "The Tool Box"

by Dope Carbine July 26, 2006

coyote pussy

coyote pussy- refers to the vagina of a female coyote, but often used to express anger or frustration with something.

Basically a ridiculous phrase/word to let out anger, usually used in conjunction with "Fucking".

Friend "We ran out of Dr.Pepper!" Me "Fucking coyote pussy!"

by DrowningTrout November 3, 2009

pooter cooter

a female individual who frequently releases air through her vagina(cooter) this release of air is also known as a queef or a vagina fart

see bruce's little sister

by cwinky March 12, 2004

Cooter

1. a vagina
2. a type of fish
3. a character on Dukes of Hazzard
4. a drunken redneck

* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

Quiet Coyotes

When a bunch of people are talking, or just one person, you just make a coyote sign with your hands and scream QUIET COYOTES autistically. If you feel like being polite, throw in a thank you at the end.

John: "REEEEEEEEE I'm PICKLE RICK!"
Joel: "QUIET COYOTES JOHN, thank you!"

by Chign from yo February 28, 2018

chote

Not to be confused with chode, a chote is another name for the area of skin between the nutsack and the asshole. Other names are taint, gooch, nacho, and derf.

My girlfriend sucked me off while pressing her vibrator against my chote, and boy did it make a powerful splooge.

by Lieutenant Big Dick November 29, 2004