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gut-cruncher

a very gory and violent movie, which causes stomach upset especially when it shows cannibalism, disembowelment, and any sort of graphic violence.
Anyway, 1979 film " Mountain of the Cannibal God " is kind of a throwaway in the world of cannibal gut-cruncher films.

2. Some have only heard it as the notorious gut-cruncher in the tradition of " Last House on the Left " and " I spit on your grave ".
by Rick Thurman February 21, 2011
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sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out
The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!
by one ass face March 3, 2011
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Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.
Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!
by Nico Usami June 9, 2011
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closet crunch

When your girlfriend is knee deep in housework and you ambush her while she's putting clothes away, get her all folded up in the corner of the closet like a cheap lawn chair & bang the daylights out of her. After, you pull one of her shirts off the hanger to wipe up with.
Stacie was super busy putting clothes away, when Eric totally snuck up on her & gave her a heavy dose of the ol' closet crunch.
by ms super funnier than eric November 15, 2011
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Cum crunch

The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.
by Bony McGee May 12, 2014
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sidewalk cruncher

When a true alpha male, exceeds his bodies own expectation,his minds expectations and grows as big and as solid as a fucking oak.

This man can be heard from all round the town, even when he's sleeping! His foot steps crush the side walk and will be known as a 'side walk crunching mother fucker' people fear him.

He is crazy strong, and he knows it, he can crush mountains and end wars!

He'll just go out there and them troops will here him coming and be like, 'Is that a tank?' 'No man, it's something much worse...' 'worse than a tank?' They'll say. 'Yes, much worse, it's a side walk crunching mother fucker, and we better fucking run!'

Now I ain't no racist, but these 'side walk crunching mother fuckers' are usually black, but once in a blue moon, a white will appear from the crowd. Now these white ones are in fact to be feared, but for all different reasons:
- They wear these weird loose fitting vests.
- Weirder, low neck tee-shirts.
- Horrendously tight, trousers (or pants for you Americans).
- And to top it off, running trainers! wtf!

Not all have this dress code, but the vast majority!

Whereas, some of these white kind can be damn violent so watch out and be sure to not get in their face. Especially not on trains, clubs, fish and chip shops, etc.

Also if you happen to see them, don't be afraid to ask for a picture, they like it. It ain't like asking for a picture with a fat guy.
"You know mack?"
"Oh c'mon he's that sidewalk cruncher from down town."
"Ahh, big Mack, yeah I know the man."
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Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive
Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch
by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015
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