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Croseph

1. (CROW-SEFF) Ride or die friend, ideally one who grew up in the same neighborhood as you. Your #1 Brodie. Best Man. Two Man Kobe to your Shaq.

2. (CRU-SEF)The process of being crucified upside down in a Thabo Sefolosha jersey.
1. (greeting said "croseph") WHATS GOOD MY CROSEPH! YOU ARE MY CROSEPH!!! I LOVE YOU!

2. A man of honor dies by Cruseph.
by TheBossFan March 25, 2024
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crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.
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Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.
I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.
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Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"
by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024
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Choose your mi skin

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Choose your mi skin: Wait? is that the sound of when you *select* a mi skin? Mi shoecoin! dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
by IGateNiggers February 28, 2025
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choosey

a game where someone chooses between several items (of the same category) until they are down to one item, ultimately naming it the best of all.
She made me play choosey for several days. One time it was croc charms, another time it was 1000s of stickers she had boughten.
by hay durrr April 10, 2025
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