by Cow_esperts January 21, 2016
The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.
by anyolsink February 28, 2019
1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
Area of wilderness in which cows have been allowed to graze and wallow, to the detriment of the environment. In everyday use, refers to an area that has been over-used, with disastrous results.
by twistiedoodle November 21, 2010
by That cow is chunky221 February 03, 2021
a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too
by franky-t-bone May 29, 2008