cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

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sisters and a cow

An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.

Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man

by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019

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cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

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triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008

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