When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.
by Tahmeana May 31, 2017

by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

Covfefe is the act of a political party being so defeated that they lie, threaten, commit treason and generally become mentally unhinged to pretend they can change the outcome of the election.
by @davekrakatoa June 1, 2017

by TrumpTweets June 6, 2017

by Xanidu May 31, 2017

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.
by Panchopillow June 1, 2017
