A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
by Dick Onchin May 8, 2021
Get the Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style mug.by MaTtIe GeE March 6, 2011
Get the copilot mug.A more respectable title Ms. Corona’s lawyers wanted WHO to use rather than Covid-19 in recognition of her lethal power in inflicting pain and suffering to millions of people globally, especially vis-à-vis those whom she felt gracious enough not to end their lives prematurely.
If the world continues to casually call her “Covid” or “Corona” instead of formally addressing her as “Covid the 19th,” Princess Corona threatens to mutate into the deadlier Covid-20, which could send most of the earthlings to the fearful side of eternity sooner than later.
by Covido December 18, 2020
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Is COVID-🍦just a quasi-ineffective primitive marketing gimmick to address vaccine hesitancy among some gullible residents?
by Covido April 10, 2021
Get the COVID-🍦 mug.The error message Miss Corona saw when she visited Satan’s website, which had crashed as a result of tens of thousands of his ambassadors accessing it, who felt defenseless against the half-dozen vaccines currently available in the market.
When Covid-404 popped up on her screen, Ms. Corona knew that her days on Earth are numbered, and that it’s time for her to get ready to journey to other planets to carry on her deadly mission.
by Covido March 2, 2021
Get the Covid-404 mug.After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.
COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!
Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
Get the COVID-20 mug.The question asked, whether or not aloud, when a death is announced these days, as if few people died in the community or country in pre-pandemic days.
If the answer to “Was it caused by COVID-19?” is rumored or suspected to be positive, fewer relatives and friends are prone to attending a funeral wake.
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