commpunity

a computer related community, a group of I.T. or web designers working together on a project.

ubuntu is the greatest linux commpunity

by joakosolo March 16, 2011

Chompsy

A baby raccoon that loves to bite on your finger if you let your hand get anywhere close to its mouth.

Oh John! Look out for that baby chompsy! She looks hungry!

by Shuddup Bitch May 9, 2011

Chompalompas

A complex gene which can only be located in every second generation of the great humanitarian gifts.A chompa is therefore only found in men which signifies for their greatness in their later lives.Chompalompas is like the avatar which is the power is a reencarnation of a powerful tool.The chompalian gene builds the glands of the penis.Reports and close studies over the years have shown that the chompalompas develops from the ages 5-19 and it is at it's largest at age 20.The chompalian gene cannot be genetically engineered but only can be inherited.Thus the Chompalompas size ranges from 7 cm to 20 cm in a lifetime.The Chompalompas is well known for it's killing abilities where it stretches the fibromuscules of the vagina into ripping and tearing apart thus leading to death of bleeding.

Chuck Norris
Mr.T
Sebastian Bach
and many other Avatars of this great spectale of Chompalompas

by The 7th Chompalompas October 23, 2011

Chomp Rock

Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.

My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!

by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011

Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

Comp the bar

To have something covered. To take care of business. To have everything under wraps.

Complete.

No need for alarm.

"You need help moving? Your dad needs a kidney? Your girlfriend needs to be picked up at the airport? I got all this, bro. Comp the bar!"

"Hey, buddy. I didn't mean to spill that beer on you. It's all good. Comp the bar, man... comp the bar."

After getting laid: "Comp the bar!"

by Captain Governor January 2, 2012

Chompin

When you bite down on a speaker at a rave while rolling (on ecstasy)

He was chompin the whole night bro.

by juaninja January 2, 2012