Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

quality content

someone that makes awesome videos for people to watch. someone like jake paul would NOT have quality content as he has the worst content out there! someone like Zeniath would have quality content as he has the best content out there!!

I wish I had quality content on my YouTube channel.

by wrihghuowrjoijkwaopwm;wr November 6, 2018

Original content

NOT pewdiepies youtube channel

Don't go to pewdiepies channel if you want original content

by smashlikaboss November 18, 2018

Weekend content

There just isn't enough of it.

Hym "There's another difference between me and other entertainers; I don't take off on the weekends. I do, what, at least an hour's worth? There isn't enough weekend content and so I am left to fill the void. Only to be called lazy! J'accuse! I am but a humble clown. I only wish to entertain. And yet I am met with nothing but scorn 🥺 Does my dance along the edge of the window of acceptable discourse not entertain? Do my clumsily written antics not amuse? ☹️ Tragique..."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Consectetuer

One who writes opinion stories for a publication; An opinion columnist.

"Did you read that new consectetuer in the newspaper? He's writing what we're all too scared to write"

by Pastor Travis January 16, 2008

consensuasexual

A person who is not bound by his politically and/or legally correct environment when choosing who to have sex with as long as it is consensual. This person is not a rapist and hates terms like "statutory rape" designed to make a crime out of loving, consensual sex.

In Canada, it is okay for a man to be a practicing consensuasexual with a 14-year-old girl, but in the US it is a crime? Well, if it was really that heinous it would be a crime everywhere. Forcing someone to have sex is a crime regardless of the age. Consensual sex with someone in their right mind is never a crime. Let's put true rapists in jail and keep respectful consensuasexual people out of jail!

by Slo Joe Jizz September 7, 2010

Convent girl

A convent girl is an amazing,pretty girl. Normally there are a set of hoes that try to get close to their brother school (presentation college chaguanas) they usually sit with their legs showing and are really friendly (some) . Holy faith Convent girls are usually very smart and is a good - performing school.

Convent girl: waw...look at those lovely girls dressed in red...they are beautiful in their uniforms!

by Catthheeyyy1156478 January 10, 2019