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Colorado sauce pocket.

Lauren Bobert during her days as a model...
I loved it when my hubby Jasyson with a Y called me his Colorado sauce pocket. It was when we always got together with all of his buddies. I had Is Mountain Dew as my support during those times.
by So fa ki ng November 25, 2023
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Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.
by savannahbananas December 7, 2023
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Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.
by savannahbananas December 7, 2023
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Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.
‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’
by Mintmas July 31, 2024
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Colorado lollipop

When a guy sucks another guys dick to see what his girlfriend or wife taste like
Billy gave Dan a Colorado Lollipop to see what his girlfriend taste like.
by William Hawkins February 9, 2024
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Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
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Coloured People Time

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”
by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024
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