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murics chops

The copious amount of sideburn hair on a lesbian female that is attractive...somewhat
Yo that fat lesbian chick has murics chops son!!!!
by Capt. Mittens February 10, 2015
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limey nipple chops

the saggy breasted english person whos chest looks like a pair of chops under the skin with nipples on top.
lord farthington has a pair of limey nipple chops
by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012
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clop

A religious slur used to describe Amish individuals. This description stems from the rhythmic "clopping" noise of the Amish horses pulling the wagon or "buggy" that these folks travel in.
We been spendin' most our lives, living in a Clop paradise.
by vanilla bob August 31, 2006
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Azn Chopstick Mafia

An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda.
The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty.
The C Meister got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on February 6, 2008. The C Meister is actually white, but she got accepted into the gang because the Hiro Meister and the Currie Meister (coolest azns on earth) decided to let the C Meister in the gang with one exception.....to pass the Great Test of the Ninja Monkeys.
This test is a test that non-azns take to become an official Azn. To pass this test, you'll have to be able to do the following:

Type in AzN PrYdE fOrM

Be able to pick up sushi with chopsticks

Be able to look at a cat and think "damn! you'll make some good sushi!"

Speak 1 fluent Azn Language
(If impossible, learn to speak English in an Azn accent):
I'm shpeaking Engrish. or I wrould rike to take a chinese singing lesson pleashe.

Anyways, the C Meister scored a ninjamazing 4/4 on the Great test of the Ninja Monkeys. The C Meister has a bad habit of dunking on peoples heads such as, the Hiro Meister, the Currie Meister, and the Mad Dog. It has a very bad effect of making you feel shitty for 5 days. This C Meister is a full-white girl, but can jump like a black man.
The legend of the C Meister says, that she was found inside an egg roll at a shitty Chinese Buffet. Her father was believed to be the inventor of Ramen Noodles, and the father of Ninjutsu.
The Azn Chopstick Mafia is the coolest gang in the world
by The Hiro Meister February 17, 2008
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clop

fuck...to fuck or to be fucked as in getting screwed or having sex
i love to clop all the cloppin dunchy cunts that dont smell like keck
by leondaman October 14, 2008
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clop

Car Load Of Pussy
(any vehicle loaded with girls)
Slow down Tom, you just passed a CLOP in the other lane
by JSmith February 7, 2005
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clopen

when, you close your work one day and the next you have to get up early and open. applies only if you have to stay past ten pm, and get up before 7 am the next day.
i have to stay til 11 tonight and i have to be here at five tommorow. it's the worst clopen schedual.
by ballerina_babe September 1, 2007
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