clusterfail

A complete mess caused by too many people involved coupled with a lack of leadership; polite synonym for clusterfuck.

That project was a complete clusterfail. The manager who was assigned to run it never paid any attention so no one involved ever knew what they were supposed to be doing.

by shakinLoose July 8, 2011

Caustically observant

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.

"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.

by Silently Observant November 17, 2012

Cluster-trucked

When you are surrounded by trucks on the road, especially the freeway. Also, being stuck being a truck with nowhere to go.

"Man, I was totally cluster-trucked on the way to work today..."

by E626 September 6, 2013

clanster

A person who belongs to a clan.

He's a clanster cuz he's part of a clan.

by kazaiperson October 2, 2013

Clasturbate

v. when you have the guts to masturbate during class

there for, masturbation mixed with class

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Jax clasturbate during history today?
Girl 2: No, did he finish off?

by ntx confessions January 31, 2014

clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016