China fast

Deemed fast compared to China's famously higher internet speed.
Kudos to this company's China fast turnaround in my order!
by Milt Alwin May 24, 2013
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Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.
“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019
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white rod in little china

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017
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china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.
Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.
by bishwantwata August 05, 2017
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China Man

A easier way to call a chinese male. It may also be racist depending on how soft the person is.
Hey china man how is it going.
I do not speak english
by Keilwo April 26, 2023
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China man

Dosent like it if ya run after a rolling coin (gets the ick) proper loves blankets thinks she’s mental and reckons it’s Christmas in October
China man she loves Sunderland
by Finn.ftm October 18, 2022
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To do a china

To cause something bad to happen, then to attempt to cover it up, followed by deception, lies, accusations, then finally bullying, in order to deny responsibility.
Bobby broke his little sister's special doll. Bobby decided to do a china to his sister so that he didn't get into trouble for breaking the doll.
by Stickwoman May 04, 2020
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