bf: hey, where are you?
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat
by ♏ January 05, 2021
by notok_at_all September 03, 2022
Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2025
(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit
Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
by Anonymous0902 June 02, 2018
Don't do that. It's the nubbing cheat if you get caught.
by A. P. Damien August 21, 2022
This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”
It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.
The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021