Blue Chick-Fil-A

When you go to chick-fil-a with blue balls and you have to fuck a chicken sandwich in order to get rid of your blue balls.

Owen: I was left unsatified so I stopped for some blue Chick-fil-A.
Friend: Damn did you really cum in that sandwich?

by Bearjew6996 September 11, 2018

Neatos Cheetos

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Chuck Norris

American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. Also an extremely overrated icon that has no real talent save for the ability to kick a 2X4. He is an extremely closeminded Fundamentalist Christian that tried to have the bible used as mandatory reading material in public schools. His recent popularity is the result of a website created that listed exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris' strength and intellect. In reality he is a washed up loser that can be seen acting horribly on Walker, Texas Ranger or on late night excercise equipment informercials.

"Chuck Norris is a total doucheball!!"

"Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris?"

"Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home."

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

chuck norris

hairy sideways mouth vagina

her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways

by cockheeeeead May 16, 2007

chuck norris

A man about whom jokes were funny for a brief period. The jokes lost any part of hilarity once they spread through the public, with a select few jokes being repeated in strings every five minutes. They are no longer funny, and should be met with blank stares.

Dude 1: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Too bad he's never cried! Hahaha!"
Dude 2: *stares blankly*
Dude 3: Like I haven't heard that one before...
Dude 2: Chuck Norris jokes were over a month ago, dumbshit.

by Popsman April 14, 2006

chuck norris

The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.

Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.

by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008

chlumskydream

the coolest account to ever exist, they post bojack horseman on their feed and spam their story with random shit all the time

chlumskydream liked your photo

by bojackhorsemansupremacy September 1, 2021