crackednessocity

The amount by which a fissure or crack is authentic. Coined following the need to express the inauthenticity of the artificial crack installed in the Tate Modern art gallery in London, UK.

That crack is obviously man-made. It has a low level of crackednessocity.

by Pete O'Seal November 14, 2007

[clackeddat]

clackdat means to spot something criminal

person1: oi watch dat man hes robbing dat old lady

person2: yh i clackeddat

by lil guney January 28, 2009

cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

Cracked heel

When on a hot day you take just the heal out of your shoe

To air it out

1. Ohhh man it feels good to crack a heel after gym
2. Tommy had his heel cracked and it smelled nasty

Cracked heel

by Avp123 October 28, 2011

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

Cocked in

When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"

Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks

by CockedinATL May 16, 2014