Bro cuddle

When two dudes tie their penises together also known as a bronut.

Hairy and Steve were doing the bro cuddle and had to call 911.

by Lost pink sock June 30, 2016

Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.

"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

fat hangover food coma

by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011

NEW JERSEY CUDDLE

WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS

MY GIRLFRIEND FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP STUCK TO THE SHEETS. I GAVE HER THE NEW JERSEY CUDDLE

by TONEKNOWLEDGE44 January 27, 2009

National Cuddle day

Cuddle day

Guy: do you know What today is
Girl: March 24?
Guy: No its national cuddle day!

Happens on March 24th

by Ezra Karino March 24, 2021

National Cuddling Day

October 28th is National Cuddling Day!

“Today’s the 28th! National Cuddling Day.”
“Alright then.”
*spoons on the couch for a few hours

by dattooooooo October 22, 2020

sofa cuddle struggle

The situation of being so drunk a person spins out and lands on a sofa, gripping it for dear life untill they either puke or ride it out.

Look at Briony, that last drink got her on the sofa cuddle struggle....better have a bucket ready.....

by RyRy Bloke June 25, 2021

Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022