triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008
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Polishing the cow

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!
by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014
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cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.
Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.
by Cowdickin February 25, 2017
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Cow Senpai

a bootiful being
you see cow senpai?
yes , i hope he notices me
by TuanologyX February 01, 2019
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cow squirt

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?
by Captain Roundhead February 25, 2014
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cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen
Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.
by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017
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Sly Cow

It is a British term. It can be used as a player but is Normally used as a name for a man trying or making the first move such as, holding hands, a hug, or, a kiss
Wow he tried to hold your hand that means hes a sly cow.
by Jenna Axe November 03, 2016
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