Jesus Christ Porn

The one-way ticket to getting into hell.

Yo I saw somebody draw Jesus Christ Porn of him giving Satan a blowjob

by A Fucking Mistake February 23, 2019

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

by Rustee John April 19, 2008

Body Of Christ

To eat Psyclobin mushrooms followed by LSD. Shrooms representing the body, and LSD representing the blood.

Most users of this combination have very profound religious experiences.

Last night me and my buddy took the body of christ, my life is changed forever

by C0SMIC October 28, 2008

Passion of Christ

A drink made by Ceramic Joe aptly named Jesus Juice by mixing white wine and red (basically a strong rose) then was evolved by the Winking kitten who added chardonnay after watching harry hill. other variations include God Juice and Supreme being

My, thats a large bottle of chardonnay

by Winkin kitten June 6, 2004

I am Jesus Christ movement

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.

Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.

by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010

The Jesus Christ

The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.

Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.

by praisebetogodamen April 22, 2018