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Bumper Car Chili Challenge 

When one sneaks chili onto the bumper car ride, completes one lap, then proceeds to eat as much chili as possible while spilling as little as possible. A tablespoon must be used, and it is important to avoid the many children who will target chili-eaters on the bumper cars. It is also recommended to wear all white during the challenge.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna do the Bumper Car Chili Challenge?"

Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"

Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan

Red Hot Chili Peppers fans are for the most part chill people, they like their music taste. They usually tend to listen to only the RHCP for months on end, without listening to other music. It can be a little annoying hearing can't stop on repeat whenever your near them.

They also tend to listen for the bass in the songs, and is probably a bass player themselves. But eventually the loop of californication and zephyr song will brain wash them and they won't know when one song ends or one begins. And they make complete tonal shift and barely listen to them after that.
Example of a RHCP fan in sentence form:
My friend is a Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan, and he CAN'T STOP talking about Flea!

vagina chili sauce 

After emptying a bottle of hot sauce into the vagina, the act of queefing out the sauce into their partners mouth.
While on her period, Sandra's vagina chili sauce had a particularly potent flavor in Percy's mouth.

Blue Chili 

The mixture of blue odor-blocker and shit found in a port-a-potty, usually most evident at the end of an event (i.e. a music festival or weekend at a state campground)
I went to use the last stall on the right, but it was almost overflowing with blue chili. I didn't care, I had to go.
Blue Chili by LittleJohn73 August 11, 2010

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl 

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.
Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

grand chili dog 

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
grand chili dog by Argonak April 15, 2008