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chags

n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.
I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.
by Phenolic December 2, 2003
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ChaosMeowth

One who holds to many cats. Some say that a ChaosMeowth will come and rescue a cat from a car. Some say he is Crazy. AWOO.
«ChaosMeowth» I want your cat.
by Drat March 19, 2005
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chalsa

Combination of the words "chips" and "salsa."
Tonight I am having a chalsa party. Bust out the Tostitos.
by Salsa Girl October 19, 2007
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chaosogenic

To behave in a manner which will create cause chaos; this may be simply intentional in a sadistic harsh-prank manner or apparently without unconscious intent as in the "hysterical 'what? I did that?'" style or as may be seen in indivuduals suffering from Tourette's disorder who may make offensive or disruptive comments without intent or awareness. Most commonly seen in florid form in individuals whose behavior and other characteristics meet criteria for a formal diagnosis of Personalty Disorder, Borderline Type per the

American Psychiatric Association's "DSM" diagnostic manual.
Ed came into the doctor's office frequently, complaining loudly iin the waiting room of pain but when seen by the doctor complaining of cold symptoms and then, after leaving, complaining to others how insensitive the doctor had been concerning his pain; or a patient who adamantly demands treatment for complaints which are presented in a high-intensity, low-specificity, negative-tone manner while complaining loudly that all alternatives offered are at best stupid and at worst destructive. Such individuals are adept at "splitting" i.e. setting various individuals in the healing professions into conflict. When one sees a letter starting with "I have been a .... for .... years and I have never seen such mismanagement...." or when one attends a staffing of routine sort to find all possible staff from multiple agencies present, creating a "Cecile B. DeMille" situation with angry glares exchanged, one is dealing with a chaosogenic individual who is skilled at "splitting" and setting different caretakers into conflict if not warfare. The behavior appears to be deeply driven and essential to the comfort and feeling of well-being of the iindividual involved who does not appear to be driven by hostile motives.
by picsbyalf February 21, 2010
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chaosotherapy

a bizarre therapeutic system that would rely on chasosological principles to treat any kind of disease by restoring any abnormality to normality, e.g. by normalizing the diseased pancreas so that it can secrete insulin in a regular fashion and diabetes can be completely cured.
Chaosotherapy goes beyond medical sciences.
by uttam maharjan December 17, 2011
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chaosirism

Modern art style, defined by use of excessive cross-hatching and black ink. Often uses aspect of abstract art mixed with realism. Not to be mistaken for chaosism.
Chaosirism art is so mysterious and oddly satisfying to draw.
by Cpl. Mooncalf April 1, 2017
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Chaosity

Chaosity is the act of chaos in a

non-physical form. Thoughts not action.

Chaosity causes Chaos to spirit, entities, deities, Gods, Goddess, Etc. In the spirit realm.

To say someone is Chaosity it's basically saying there crazy than a mentally insane person.
His mind was in a state of chaosity.

Chaosity was cause the man to be very sporadic and confused.

Stay away from those spirits there affected by chaosity.
by Chaosity4ever September 1, 2021
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