by meyiaam June 26, 2021

A person with a normal or above intellect, but fails to function in the real world. Also struggles figuring out how to complete simple tasks.
by Max_Wright April 30, 2021

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

A brown chocolate icing used to smear around the asshole. The pre taste before the tongue enters the hole.
by GloriGoalz September 12, 2016

by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017

you sleep Commando, sit on the edge of the bed n the morning, when you stand up, hey presto, youve left a brownie badge on the bed!
by Paul Hunter June 9, 2007

The girl proceeds to take a bite out of a luciouse brown turd, as you are blowing a load of cum in her face!
by Hans January 15, 2004
