Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

Downy Brownie

A person with a normal or above intellect, but fails to function in the real world. Also struggles figuring out how to complete simple tasks.

That girl sure is a Downy Brownie when it comes to cut line!

by Max_Wright April 30, 2021

Brownie delight

When you jizz on a brownie and a girl eats it and punch her in the gut and she throws up and it looks white and brown

I have a brownie delight to this girl on tinder last night

by Idkkkk69 May 11, 2019

Ice the brownie

When you masturbate while or right after taking a shit and then ejaculate on the steamy floater.

Anthony- "Hey John what's taking so long in there?"

John- "I gotta ice the brownie hold up."

by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017

shiro/brownie

a love of person who deserves the universe and more

shiro/brownie you are amazing! <3

by meyiaam June 26, 2021

Brownie Badge

Mark on bedsheet, left when arising commando style.

you sleep Commando, sit on the edge of the bed n the morning, when you stand up, hey presto, youve left a brownie badge on the bed!

by Paul Hunter June 9, 2007

Chocolate brownie

Use to describe shit

Oh yeh you would like it if i layed a big chocolate brownie on your face.

by stewart mclean November 18, 2007