I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Get the I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie mug.
If the toilet's broken, shit outside.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
If the toilet's broken, shit outside. by micah June 19, 2010
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heart broken
When you once felt such strong feelings for someone, and then at some point they break your heart. All those feelings go away and turn into dissapointment and sadness. Feeling like no matter what you do something is missing from your life, and you sometimes want to cry and just let out everything thats hurting you.
You and yuor boyfriend have been dating for 9 months, things start to seem different and then one night, he tells you that he thinks you should just be friends. You heart fills with pain, and hurt. You are heart broken.
heart broken by OKF April 6, 2007
how to treat a broken finger
There are five ways to do this:
1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.
2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.
3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.
4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.
5. Or just go to the hospital.
1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.
2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.
3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.
4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.
5. Or just go to the hospital.
how to treat a broken finger by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017
Bran the Broken
The winner of Game of Thrones
All hail His Grace, Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Bran the Broken by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019
Teeth like a bag of broken smarties
Teeth like a bag of broken smarties by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013
heart broken
Heartbroken is when you are dark,depressed and nothing matters in the world because you feel like you are not in it. you are heart broken,a missing part of life and want to be noticed by the one you love and hope for.
,roolius
,roolius
you tell yor freind about yor feelings for someone, and he/she without telling you ,goes say it to the one u love ,you then find out that the one you love has feelings for your freind and the freind is the same way with that person you love.you are then heart broken
heart broken by roolius September 22, 2006