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screw my brains out

to have sex uncontrollably
i really want you to screw my brains out
by plackrite December 20, 2013
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shit for brains

It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.
Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
by LILR1 August 19, 2008
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brainsurfing

Randomly and quickly accessing thoughts, ideas, dreams or anything else in your head, usually for no apparent reason.

channel surfing for your brain.
I was listening to that R.E.M. record and was brainsurfing remembering everything that happened that summer.
by MigraineFarm August 3, 2007
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Brainshart

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.
When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009
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Booze brains

1.When to much alcohol is consumed by a person or persons who cannot handle there liquor. Often leads to bad choices in life,usually things you will regret in the morning.
1.Johnny lost all his money gambling because of his booze brains.
2.That fucktard is going to drive home after all that beer,must be his booze brains kicking
3.Is that all your gonna do is drink every weekend,your gonna get booze brains you son of a bitch
by Foonami October 30, 2007
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have shit for brains

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.
by Light Joker October 24, 2004
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tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.
A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."
by John Doe the third November 15, 2013
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