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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Kaleb burke

Kaleb Burke is a disgusting man that took a picture of a women without their consent.
You did you see that Kaleb Burke did non consensual photo taking
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Emma Victoria Burke

the coolest, most amazing person in the whole milky way🤗
“Emma Victoria Burke is so much cooler than everyone else😇”
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what did kevin james burke say?
"sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry" and "wabaababababab" and is hhorny
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Taken to Bournemouth

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery
Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth
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