Hot Air Balloon Ride

When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.

Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!

by dswannie November 20, 2020

Water Balloon

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.

I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.

by fittNasty April 13, 2009

cum balloons

when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.

Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.

by mr. amazing July 30, 2008

Ballora

One of the most best looking girls on this planet
She is also very sexy
And has a nice ass

Ballora is probably taken by a man named vincent

by LittlePsycho August 15, 2017

balloonjuice

The contents of a used condom.

Don't get no balloon juice on me!

by woody October 9, 2004

Ballooning

Conserving marijuana by exhaling the smoke into a balloon, catching your breath, and releasing the balloon-held smoke back into your lungs.

Only one pipeload left, but we might still get pretty hi if we're ballooning it.

by Bionic Fonzie April 7, 2010

balloon animal

when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.

last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .

by kaper February 28, 2009