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The Benton

1)A female with an unusually large backside
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble

3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth
1) Boy:Whoa! Look at that Benton!
2) Boy: Youre in trouble, She's giving You The Benton
by SnapCracklePop22 January 6, 2010
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birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.
Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!
by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016
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Ortens Batong

An act of smashing a cucumber into someone’s head. The prank originates from the Swedish snap chatter “Abbe Blattelito” who urges his followers to continue smash cucumbers.
”En rektor i Karlstad har blivit slagen i huvudet med ortens batong”

”A principal in Karlstad has been hit by ortens batong in his head
by Soderboi February 17, 2018
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Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti
oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton
by GOD April 11, 2019
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Benton

A person who continually joins and leaves a group/organization.
Why do you keep joining and leaving again? Don't be such a Benton.
by Johny Boy January 1, 2009
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Benton

When you keep talking to try to clear things up but only end up making matters worse.

Made famous when Ron Paul's campaign manager Jesse Benton accidentally ended Paul's 2012 campaign and then failed miserably at trying to explain how Dr Paul is still running for president.
"Dude, you just pulled a Benton. You might wanna stop talking now."
by fidnado October 24, 2012
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trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.
by Jbob April 27, 2003
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