Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

batter

To kick the fucking shit out of someone

"I'm gonna fucking batter that mug"

by Alex Reah July 17, 2006

fanny batter

lemon curd residue produced by the minge, the phrase has a distinctive ring to it and conjures great imagery. fanny batter is what coats fishy fingers.

while licking her out i nearly spewed from the over-powering stench of her fanny batter.

by Anders April 5, 2003

battering ram

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.

fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

Battyshek

An ugly man, who enjoys having a big black cock plunged deep inside his batty.

"I can believe that kid is gay... I've even heard that he is a battyshek. "

by winker6068 January 6, 2009

Puppy batter

Werewolf ejaculation

Girl - "Oh yes my big bad wolf please breed me. " "Fill me with your hot sticky puppy batter".

Werewolf - "You are my property now Little red riding hood"

by legion69420 January 19, 2015

1% battery

The most common battery percentage for outdated iPhone users. It’s not surprising but just disappointing. Also by itself it last for another 100%

I’ve been at 1% battery for 5 days. I don’t think my phone can die.

by Nigward March 3, 2018