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batman-ing

Batman-ing or to do the batman is a game/competition played by men. It consists of crossing your arms and putting your fingers in a 'ok' sign language position, over your eyes, while saying "batman".
The ok sign resembles the batmask, and your arms must be crossed.
The girl should ideally NOT find out!
- "dude what's your latest batman-ing scoret"
- "i could only do 2, we fucked missionary stlye"
-"lame, noob".
by frenchiethefool June 5, 2011
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batman

Similar to the Superman, a man places his ejaculate around the waist of a female and then places toilet paper on said ejaculate. The result is a belt of toilet paper that is similar to Batman's utility belt.
by The Bat Cave February 16, 2008
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Batman

A cross between a man and Batteries.
Man + Batteries = batman.
by EnglishFreak December 5, 2011
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Batman Shirt Theory

A. Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

B. Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

C. The Hero-batman shirt wearer

Realistically, the hero is most likely to be a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or a hero inspiring change for the good. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

D. Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating drama all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions. These delusions make the hero feel inspired. They make the hero feel obligated to solve conflict in hopes of promoting fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions. These delusions make the joker feel challenged and angry. The joker feels that the hero is oppressing his or her individuality, which are predominantly antisocial/psychopathic behaviors.

C. Some may think I am delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything with a little time and imagination...
by lhukmai October 18, 2012
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batman

A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!
Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)
by zohair March 3, 2008
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batman v superman

A very bad movie with boring characters terrible villain starring Ben Affleck as Batman and Henry Cavill
as Superman that disappointed many superhero fans and critics receiving only 27% on Rotten Tomatoes
I just took such a huge Batman v Superman that I clogged the toilet
by mbartner May 15, 2016
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batman

A superhero with no powers, the only power he has is his wealth
by wooglehead April 16, 2007
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