barbermonger

A barbermonger is a synonym for the word "fop." I had to look up fop as well. Fop is defined as a man who is excessively vain and concerned about his dress, appearance, and manners.

"Wow look at that barbermonger over there."
"Barbermonger - what is a barbermonger?"
"You know, a gay guy who refuses to come out of the closet... kind of like a fop."
"Oh yeah... 'barbermonger'... nice word!."

by cold27 February 11, 2010

Barney Rubble

A metaphor for crack, (cocaine) birthed on the inner-city streets of Tacoma, WA during the rise and fall of the grunge and hip-hop eras in the early 1990s. Made popular in early 2005 by Seattle-based emo-rap group the Sensitivity Boosters, by their hit single "Barney Rubble."

"Barney Rubble: A metaphor for crack / Put it in your pipe, grrl, don't ever get wack."

by Dennis A. December 28, 2005

barbers

an adjective saying that a person is telling a fake story for his/her own reason..
somtimes telling a story to show off or to be prestigious.

Juan is barbers, he tells his own story even his story didn't even happen...

Paulo is also barbers, his story is different from Juan's even though the story never even happened..

Juan tells that John stinks and dived into a creek.
Paulo tells that John stinks and took a bath.
John doesn't stink at all..

by kingkongmokonggunggong June 10, 2009

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

Clive Barker

The verbal representation of an uncontrollable, white hot, ground shaking, squirt inducing dirty climax.

(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.

by Saetia March 6, 2010

Barker

1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"

3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.

by Shaynahatesyou October 9, 2009

Barney

A purple raper dressed in a purple dinosaur suit playing with kids and hanging out behind their schools making a master plan to rape them.

Barney: Hey Kids!
Kids:Hey Barney!
Barney:Lets go to my house!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and Kids: *goes to house*
Barney: Lets go in my room and play!
Kids:Okay!
Barney: *pulls kids in room*
Kids: Woah, Barney why did you do that!?
Barney: *Makes evil smiling face*
Kids: AHHHHHH!!!!
Barney: *Rapes Kids*
Kids: AHHHHHH
Barney:Oh sorry kids!
Kids: It's okay! :)
Barney:Let's sing our song!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and kids:Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation Banrneys friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school they meet and play and sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things like how to play pretend ABC's and 123's and how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him!

Me: O_O wtf did I just watch

by Fireball1234 February 21, 2017