that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut
by maezvi March 1, 2025
Get the Mattress baguette mug.A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.
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verb; The act of eating out a girls pussy but getting nothing in return.
Usually resulting in getting nothing in return.
A Guy that gives, but does not recieve.
Usually resulting in getting nothing in return.
A Guy that gives, but does not recieve.
I was pulling a baldelli and got the pus, but got nothing in return.
I pulled a baldelli and didnt get any dome
I pulled a baldelli and didnt get any dome
by gucciestniqqa November 26, 2010
Get the Pulling a baldelli mug.The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
Get the beat-off baguette mug.an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017
Get the Straight up full baguette mug.When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.
by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018
Get the nutella on the baguette mug.What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
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