slag-batter

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...

a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

Battle Creek Blowjob

When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.

"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"

by Myke Dyker February 12, 2009

baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.

Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

battle shots

battle shots: a game where two people incorporate alcohol with the battle ship board. often times people make their own battle shots board from cardboard and use mixed drinks in shot glasses.

man, i got really f*cked up from battle shots last night. it reminds me of my childhood when i used to play battle ship.

by pookielewis21 November 22, 2010

Nigga Battle

A verble battle between you and a friend, dissing on each other and commonly refering to them a nigga

Person 1. Nigga lets have a Nigga battle
Person 2. NIGGA i beat yo ass
Person 1. Nigga anit you dat Nigger fuckin dat ugly bitch
Person 2. NIGGA
Person 1. What Nigga you ont got shit on me Nigga

by Coosbaynigga August 8, 2010

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

Battle Chat

To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question

Battle Chat see below
Rhonda

9:53 Chattee or Chatter?

9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting

9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.

9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute

9:53 want me to show you how?

9:53 I can you know?

9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back

9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.

9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.

9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation

9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.

9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?

Wendy
9:54 omg

9:54 ur crazy tech lady

9:54 no i cant keep up

by Rhondaho January 22, 2009