When a grocer's vertical display of fresh fruit, particularly apples, comes tumbling down and scatters across the floor of the store. word combination of apple and avalanche
Ashley gently pulled the perfect Macintosh from the middle of the grocery display when suddenly everything shifted and there was a loud rumble. "Run for your lives", she exclaimed, " APPLEANCHE!"
by RicardoCorridor January 29, 2009
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Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.
Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.
Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.
Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.
Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>
Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>
Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!
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Isaac Newton: "Hmm... how what connection can I make between gravity and 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937... ? - I know! Apple Pi!
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The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
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