Anus Hemingway

A person who farts very expressivley.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.

PFFRFRRFPPPFPFffffffff "Dude, you pulled a real Anus Hemingway there.

"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"

by arsebum October 17, 2009

anus curly wurly

When you fuck a girl in the ass with a corkscrew

I gave Jennifer a fucking huge anus curly wurly last night

by AnCuWu August 29, 2020

anut fo raj a rof tun a

What a nut for a jar of tuna ACTUALLY is spelled backwards.

Annoying friend that likes palindromes: Haha, say a nut for a jar of tuna backwards.
Me: anut fo raj a rof tun a.
Still annoying friend that doesn't like palindromes anymore: Oh, ok.

by melonismynamebytheway April 24, 2020

instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit

MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.

by luke fortune January 29, 2007

Swamp Anus

When your butt crack gets very sweaty and swampy. Usually on humid summer days. Sometime has some poo mixed in.

Running really gave me a bad case of swamp anus. And i sharted.

by H.R. September 10, 2006

Anus Kin

A lump of shit that resembles a person

"Dude! My anus kin looks like the principal!"

by Carmichael September 10, 2006

anus fly-trap

When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.

After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.

by AUsome January 14, 2013