angry farts

A fart that is loud and not healthy. Causes dismay upon guests in your presence.

His angry farts made me want to cut his head off and poop down his neck.

by getchasome. May 24, 2009

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Angry Shannon

This occurs when a female has been performing oral sex for an extended period and strikes the males scrotum out of frustration.

She gave him an angry shannon.

by Rutherford B. Fellows April 20, 2009

Angry Wank

When you're batting off in front of the mirror, screaming dirty talk to yourself at the same time

Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"

by Jono likes Anal October 16, 2010

Angry Candy

n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.

"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"

by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

angry bullrider

when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.

Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.

by porkizzle the thrizzle November 10, 2008

Angry Pirate

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!

by Xtrminatr September 16, 2005