When a male finds a hot girl on myspace/facebook and plans to "meet up" with her. At the meeting, the unfortunate male discovers that the pictures were lies, and he is confronted by a 60 year old Hilary Clinton look-alike. The Angry Hubert is when the aforementioned hag begins to molest him.
Dude, myspace molestation goes both ways! Jimmy just got the angry hubert last night!! He's been puking blood ever since.
by random122387 December 19, 2007
Get the angry hubertmug. He made me do the angry dragon. Does sucking a fart out of a mans ass then blowing it out over a lighter while yelling 'rawwwwr' make me a whore?
by Theonlypiratewhore April 18, 2018
Get the Angry Dragonmug. To jump on your buddy while he's lying down, preferably with his ass toward you, and dry hump him with an angry passion.
Chris angry rabbited me yesterday when he came over to wake me up for school. What he wasn't expecting (and couldn't see) was that under the covers I had a vibrator in my ass at the time. He was a little wierded out by that and hasn't spoken to me since.
by Bumblebee Transformer Kid January 21, 2008
Get the angry rabbitmug. Male performing anal intercourse, pulls out his penis before he reaches orgasism and excretes semen onto his grinning partners teeth, then procedes to brush their teeth with his fury shitty cock.
by Ballsdeep Skeet February 9, 2009
Get the [Angry Toothbrush]mug. Angry Llama is when doing dogy style: right before you come you pull it out and spit on her back. She will think you came on her back and will turn around. Then you give her cumshot in the face.
by sjaak August 31, 2006
Get the Angry Llamamug. In sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders.
I asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry Muslim. She said no, and I thought, "man, this girl deserves an angry muslim".
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Get the Angry Muslimmug. when an angry gay black man pours melted cheese on to a unsuspecting male european tourist and violently rapes him while making monkey sounds
by dyingtoaster November 4, 2014
Get the Angry dutchmanmug.