Alan

A sweetheart who is an amazing friend and generous lover (if you are lucky enough to date one). He is great with numbers, loves progressive rock and fine wine. He is happiest when he can attend a good concert with good company. He keeps very busy and enjoys volunteering his time to causes he believes in. Even though he is usually busy he will make time for you because he cares deeply for those he loves.

You will never regret getting to know an Alan

by Ker1980 October 14, 2020

alann

The battiest of all the boys.

'Hey look at that batty boy' 'Yeah that's Alann'

by botscunt September 30, 2013

Alan

Hot sex charming guy who is very flirtatious loves to take all the attention of girls and is a master in bed never quiet when he's around!

- I would love to bang Alan

- damn Alan is looking fine today

- mmmm there we go Alan

- hey Alan come to see rooms!!

by scvfhahcdb May 12, 2017

Alan

Alan is the most sexy loveable boyfriend material and makes every girl jealous he is cut has soft brown hair and his eyes are dark like the night

Omg is demi with Alan she is so lucky

by Demi and Alan November 8, 2017

Alan

A social construct

Alan is a philosophical subject which discusses a necc and necc’s sociological existential meaning in modern society

by THIS Bang June 24, 2018

Alan

The kid at school who misses every far shot in basketball until he's getting beat. He also thinks everything you buy is retarded because he can't afford it.

Ugggh, it's Alan again!

by ClassicBanana February 12, 2019

alanize

To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.

I just got alanized in an email to everyone by a coworker.

by Anon Le Mouse September 25, 2007