Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.

Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.

by Sungo June 8, 2007

assholes

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary

those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

asshole

Kanye West

Kanye is an asshole

by happyimnotkanye September 14, 2009

asshole

the definition of an asshole is by one name and that name is stephen sumergido.

gahd he's such an assholeee! (emphasizing the word to the max!)

by toosmart October 4, 2006

Assholery

Behavior typical of an asshole.

Gerta: "Did you see how Aflac fired Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes?"
Bertrand: "Yup. They're guilty of assholery."

by Dove the Master April 2, 2011

box of smashed assholes

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009

birthday asshole

Someone who is acting very selfish or self important on their birthday, because it is their birthday.

Trevor is being a Birthday Asshole because he will not let anyone else select a song to listen to, because it is "his birthday".

by brands0220 February 22, 2014