Hot tub

Where two bros can chill 5 feet apart, cause they’re not gay

Two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.

by Isuckatgames May 22, 2021

fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021

hot tub effect

when you drink alcohol while sitting a hot tub; your blood pressure is low when you are sitting there, so when you get out and it picks up, the sudden rush of alcohol through your veins hits you like a train

Davison: I had the hot tub effect like a mofo last night.
Cooper: Vodka and Gatorade again?
Davison: Yep. I got out, and it hit me like a train. I stumbled all the way back to our place.

by etr1996 March 9, 2017

Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.

by Qal December 16, 2022

Lakeside Hot Tub

Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet

Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"

The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"

by The Santee Patriot June 11, 2022

Jewish Tub

an overweight female

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.

by JewishTub August 4, 2017