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drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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Drunk Talk

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk
"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."
by lizzzzz September 9, 2008
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drunk-debit

Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.
I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.

I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.
by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009
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Wikipedia drunk

When someone writes something on wikipedia that is completely drunk as fuck and it completely or mostly false.

This was something I found while looking a list of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes.
While looking at a list of AOSTH episodes, I found this:

*0 / 12 November 1987-5 December 1992 "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Pilot Episode" Milton Knight
Sonic is the number one's favourite hedgehog in the planet mobius. He is the number one video game character ever as he saves the day of planet mobius.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't cross the streets looking both ways first

*1 / 23 "Heads Up Sonic!" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Pilot episode. Sonic gives Tails a full tilt when Scratch falls into a floodway, Sonic rescues him and speeds off.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't drown in rushing waters.

*2 / 9 "Your Stuck Tails!" Robert Askin
When Sonic is in the hopsital after he is severly injured, Tails trys to run but gets his foot stuck on gum after he steps on it, he frees his foot himself. Sonic Sez segment: Don't touch sticky gum, You'll never know what happens.
The way Scratch holds a sign which says "Help" is a reference to the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner.

*3 / 8 "Reference of the Missing Sonic" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Cocounts kidnaps Sonic and it's up to Tails to stop him, Meanwhile. Robotnik creates a device that can spill water everywhere.
Sonic Sez segment: No References and Kidnapping, It's illegal.
*4 / 17 "Red Wireless 600" Jack Hanrahan & Eleanor Burian-Mohr
Sonic and Tails enter a NASCAR race to win 21,000 dollars to save a city as Robotnik threatens to shut it down.
-Damn Wikipedia drunk.
by Koopenstein Monster March 13, 2010
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Drunk Millionaire

A person who when incredibly intoxicated proceeds to buy round after round of drinks/shots for friends when out at the bar with absolutely no disregard for his/her bar tab at the end of he night.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.
guy 1#: why are we out drinking with john again? you know he he gets really obnoxious after an hour?
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.
by lVluckluck February 19, 2011
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drunk belly

Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.
Want to go to the gym Kelsey?

No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.
by jamesjoyceismybf September 25, 2010
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$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.
by BFG12 June 11, 2010
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