CAGE CHILD

a child born through drama in our new age. this young fella is use to any fuck shit that comes his way.

i was born in the 2000's , im a cage child

by Yeye ya January 9, 2020

child leash

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.

"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"

by kifferen December 22, 2016

convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

by Slayer96 August 23, 2017

child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.

Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp

by ladybug09 December 5, 2013

child bags

balls.
as in male genitals

Hey girl. Wanna step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021

spirit child

A child who you wish to be

“Kirsten’s crazy dancing is what makes her my spirit child”
“Look at her wearing that princess dress - she’s my spirit child”
“Dylan ate a whole tub of ice cream - he’s my spirit child”

by Thisismyname23456 March 12, 2018

Yeet The Child

Yeet the child is a type of meme.

I'm depressed, I'll look at Yeet the Child memes.

by Dab5terDUDE November 21, 2021