Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

daddy shrek

code word for your crush.

Omg look is daddy shrek over there!

by Daddyshrekinator October 19, 2019

Shrek

this name was named in an animated movie and a book by anton chekhov

Shrek means wreck yourself

by notdoctorstrange April 24, 2022

Shrek

The reason why we live, our lord and savior

Shrek is love Shrek is life

by I made over one definition June 23, 2021

Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek

We love Shrek way too much

by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022

Shrek

The ogre GOD who has blessed us with memes

ALL HAIL SHREK

by w h y November 20, 2021

Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024