NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide

NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.

by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 14, 2018

Shrek

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!

Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.

by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018

Shrekking

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes

Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros

by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018

Shrek

Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist

The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.

Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!

by hit that mf yeet July 15, 2018

Shrek

I dank green ogre who's very protective of his swamp,has an annoying donkey friend,smokes weed ,eats Doritos and drinks mountain dew and
His theme song is all star

Shrek : "stay outta my swamp!"

by DankNigga420 July 16, 2018

Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018