drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs
by Doug Hightower September 08, 2005
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Drunk Talk

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk
"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."
by lizzzzz August 08, 2006
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bipolar drunk

When a person is a very happy person, under normal circumstances, but as soon as he/she is intoxicated, flips the switch and becomes the most angry person alive. He or she may flip bar stools and tables, spill drinks, break glasses, tell you that you're a horrible person and walk out flipping off the entire bar. Next day, they tell you that you're the best person alive.
Nick is such a great guy, his only issue is he's a bipolar drunk.
by OmniVL June 13, 2015
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First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.
I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.
by LKMKLK June 05, 2012
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drunk jealous

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough
All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.
by Tarpon August 09, 2015
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$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.
by BFG12 June 10, 2010
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drunk eat

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.
I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.
by Yesitsaword July 03, 2021
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