donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

donkey punch

An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.

Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!

by Addie >=D October 18, 2007

Swamp Donkey

When you hit a baseball/softball very far usual a double,Triple or Home run

Damn he crushed the ball he hit a Swamp Donkey

by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 28, 2022

donkey hook

adj. term is used in the game of golf. when you have aproached your ball and swing wildly sending the ball on a 75-90 degree angle from where the ball was struck from.

mike said to bobby "keith sure donkey hooked the shit out of that one"

the only way your getting around that tree is to donkey hook it.

hey bobby what's up for the weekend? you wanna go donkey hooking?

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

donkey bag

a particularly horrendous hangover which entails full body symptoms including; (a) feeling really sick but being unable to vomit without help from your hands down your throat (b) aversion to any food (c) thinking you are capable of sleeping it off but actually feeling worse after a nap and requiring a return to bed etc. etc. Particularly prominent in South Africa and South East Asia with Koh Samui Airport a notable blackspot

Alan Thompson is a key proponent of the donkey bag

by swalshy October 11, 2009

Donkey Water

Diving for no reason in Madden

"Stop playing donkey water over there!"
"I just scored a touchdown while you were playing donkey water!"

by Casey (P Dawg) September 12, 2014

Donkey konga

the secretive term used among males to refer to the act of playing with a females breast usually in a bongo manner as inspired by the nintendo game.

"as the girl with huge breast entered the room the guys acknowledged it with a suggestion to play the game donkey konga"

-or-

guy 1: did u seem dem titties?

guy 2: hell yea we cud play some serious donky konga!

by THE REAL MACDADDY August 11, 2009