Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023
Get the Maltene crunchmug. It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 September 7, 2016
Get the Crunchmug. Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"
you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
by IoI_xD June 16, 2023
Get the crunchmug. A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”
“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022
Get the Cheesy Gordita Crunchmug. by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024
Get the Gordita Crunchmug. Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
Get the celebrity crunchmug. 