Blue Mickey

It’s when you down a blue raspberry slushy and and give a person a blowjob.

Why is your dick blue? Well you see … my girlfriend me a Blue Mickey. Who are you mysterious person and how do you know that?

by AnybodyHaveAnIcee? September 24, 2022

Mad Mick

My uncle. He is so mad that he cannot function in society without getting into trouble.

My name’s Mick. Mad Mick.

by Lon McDean December 19, 2022

Oxview Mick

Oxview Mick is a horsename. Probably a white connemara gelding born in the middle of 2015. After you’ve met an Oxview Mick you’ll never find any other individual interesting. Oxview mick’s are kind, funny and they have a very big heart. They love scratches and belly rubs, but also kisses and adventures in the nature.
You’ll never love anything else more after you’ve met an Oxview Mick.

Girl: This horse is irreplaceable!
god: Oh you mean Oxview Mick?
Girl: um.. no..
god: …
*girl dies and doesn’t enter heaven*

by kattfisk1 August 24, 2023

Slippin' a Mickey

1) To make the mistake of dating a complete narcissist / scared little boy; 2) Deservedly giving a sociopath large amounts of acid with boner pills and jumping them in an alley; 3) A new form of martial arts kick that lends opponent physically inept. (typically used as a sole form of revenge on the mentally inept)

Jane: "What an ahole. What did you do?"

Mary: "What else could I do I was Slippin' a Mickey. Cops found him in the alley with a raging hard on."

by Mickey Mcfancy November 4, 2012

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

The Mickey

When you rub your penis against a female/males ear, ejaculating over their head, kind of like the disney logo.

Ex1) Sorry I didn't get your call, my boyfriend wanted to try The Mickey on me.

Ex2) Me and my girlfriend were doing The Mickey and omg, she had my juices all over her hair!

by James, Candice, Eleni :) April 16, 2010

Mickey D's

Giving someone a mickey D's is when you piss in another person's mouth from a great distance. The resulting stream of urine represents the McDonald's golden arches as it makes its way into the mouth of your hapless victim/kinky sex-partner.

I tried to give Jane a Mickey D's last night. Apparently my aim is a little off...

by PiltDownMcMahon March 4, 2008