I Folded

Giving into something you never intended to be apart of in the first place.

“It was never my intention to like him. I folded.”

by UpsetStomach.Org November 23, 2021

(_8(I)

Homer simpson sideways

(_8(I) "DOGH!"

by REALDANGER January 25, 2012

And i quote

A phrase introduced by WWE Announcer Michael Cole but ever since used as a phrase to quote ridicolous sentences to make them sound even more ridicolous.

Person 1: What did Alicia say?
Person 2: And i quote: 'Justin Bieber is hot'.

by FloridanUBLover January 15, 2011

I see

Its the word everyone uses when someone just told you something and you literally can't come up with anything else to respond with. So in essence you use "I see"

Also used when you hear something really nasty or something you just could have gone without hearing you commonly use the words "I see"

Yo so dude, check it out... I went out with Jessica last night and things got crazy. *The dude who thinks he is so uber cool, goes on about the sick things he and Jessica did* *5 minutes later* Yeah so it was freaking awesome!
*Other friend* I see...

by Jason June 30, 2004

i-95

Devil's Highway. 'Nuff said.

If you haven't gotten into an accident, or seen an accident on I-95, you're not human.

by ziggy April 06, 2005

i nutted

when you cum in a girl and you scream ooof

A: ooof!!! oops i nutted.
B: YOU DID WHAT???!!!

by ooof69 April 11, 2018

I-495

Interstate 495 is the 64 mile stretch of highway that was developed in a dishonest attempt to provide a limited access road for the Capital Region area. Widely known as the “Capital Beltway”, “The Beltway”, or simply “Satan’s Lube Hole”, this 64 mile stretch of Interstate Highway provides the Maryland, Virginia, and Washington D.C. populations an area to abandon their most supremely inept and inconsiderate vehicle operators. Although it cannot be determined if Satan’s Lube Hole, or I-495, was created by an actual engineer (or someone in the proximity to possessing an education), Satan’s Lube Hole features both left and right bias exits, abrupt lane shifts, and indefinite construction changing the configuration weekly. Although design standards don’t require curves at specific distances in the alignment of an Interstate highway, the southern portion of Satan’s Lube Hole features an incoherent series of curves that appears as if the alleged designer simply said “Screw it”. This can be seen to force the flow of traffic from approximately 55mph to 40mph, and any bystander will every left lane traveling Minivan, Prius, automatic convertible 3-series, breaking with the skill of an aborted Jackalope.

"Man, It took me three hours to get through Satan's Lube Hole today; one way even!"

" 'Satan's Lube Hole'? You mean I-495?"

"Yep, good ol' 495."

by WolfgangVonSuck August 27, 2011