Ranch Sex

To have anal sex without douching.

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?

by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023

Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.

Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”

by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

jank and a pack of ranch

stupid, moronic, clueless

Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch

by sunnydinthehouse November 5, 2015

Buffalo Ranch Pussy

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.

YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!

by Mossy Stone March 22, 2025

Ranch

Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.

That kid lives on a ranch, must be a pretty interesting deal!

by Iloveslimjims November 7, 2022