Guy 1: Have you ever been to Zortron?
Guy 2: Nah man, everyone I know whose gone there, came back covered in Insain poo
Guy 2: Nah man, everyone I know whose gone there, came back covered in Insain poo
by kladdos November 16, 2013
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by alicedrea September 2, 2005
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Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker
Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
-Parker
Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011
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The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin
What is Zort you ask? It's the only place on the Internet where you can press a button and wake up with a lamborghini in your living room. It trades Crypto automatically. With the press of a button.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.
by Ron493 July 1, 2020
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1. I just zortched that guy.
2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.
3. Zortch it all and start over again.
2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.
3. Zortch it all and start over again.
by EJO December 2, 2003
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