zortron

Home planet of the Insain, a poop tossing bungalow tree monkey

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Zortron?
Guy 2: Nah man, everyone I know whose gone there, came back covered in Insain poo

by kladdos November 16, 2013

zort

Pull out your iUD and see queef please.

When she queefed during coitus, pouring a strange soss of silly puddy out of her mock talker I had to give her all my lira to purchase a new lyre for her orpheus.

by alicedrea September 2, 2005

Zorting

Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem

Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.

by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011

Zort

A fully automated cryptocurrency trading platform
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin

What is Zort you ask? It's the only place on the Internet where you can press a button and wake up with a lamborghini in your living room. It trades Crypto automatically. With the press of a button.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.

by Ron493 July 1, 2020

zortch

To destroy with extreme prejudice.

1. I just zortched that guy.

2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.

3. Zortch it all and start over again.

by EJO December 2, 2003

zorz

SAMzorz.....she's so precious and TATERlicious

I lurve MY PRECIOUS, the ZORZ

by Jen January 21, 2005

zotz

a term used in expression of amazement.

Zotz! Did you see that guy juggle the four microwaves?

by Aron April 22, 2003