zoomba

(zoom-buh)
-noun

1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.

2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.

"After all these years, you would think Nintendo could upgrade these goombas to zoombas."

"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Zoompressured

Being encouraged to do something you wouldn’t normally do (like Karaoke) whilst on a Zoom call.

Oioi - he's being Zoompressured into it !

by OdgIT December 18, 2020

zing zing zooma

to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube

omg i walked in when you ...were?
sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma

by wild and crazy guy October 21, 2008

Zoopals

A pretty paper plate for parties with paralyzed eyes of preys and predators.

Pink zoopals can be painted to purple paper plates.

by DeFreak May 22, 2009

zoomar

Zoomar is a mockery sport, created to make fun of parkour and traceurs. It is based on animal movements. It usually involves looking ridiculous while moving about. Practitioners often yell out the word Zoomar while performing.

-Yo why is Nabil running in front of that car and rolling over that ledge?
-Oh he's just doing Zoomar because he saw me doing Parkour earlier.

by Rooftop Ninja January 11, 2009

Zoombalator

Shaun White Language for Large Women who goes on a crash diet.

"look at the Zoombalator"

"Man thats one Zoombalator"

by Steve123456789 June 27, 2007

Zoomalis

People from Somalia who were put in Mohamedian xerro (enclosure) and became part of an Arab sheikh flock (xerta sheekha)

The Mohammedian Arabs Sheikhs have opened many xerro to produce many zoomalis who claim them as fathers.

by Arabdaddy August 17, 2022