zoomar

Zoomar is a mockery sport, created to make fun of parkour and traceurs. It is based on animal movements. It usually involves looking ridiculous while moving about. Practitioners often yell out the word Zoomar while performing.

-Yo why is Nabil running in front of that car and rolling over that ledge?
-Oh he's just doing Zoomar because he saw me doing Parkour earlier.

by Rooftop Ninja January 11, 2009

Zoola

To describe a situation that appears to be scary, controversial, dangerous, and or uncertain.

Man, I was over at Tracy's place last night. That night was so zoola because I found out that that chick had a dick.

by IheartTSwift September 14, 2010

Zootard

The name given to the supporters of Zutara (Zuko/Katara pairing) in the cartoon show Avatar: The Last Airbender, and who proudly refuse to give up the pairing just because it doesn't match the canon of the show (Katara/Aang, or Kataang).

Kataang fan: "Dude, when Katara and Aang kissed in the season finale I was so happy!"
Zootard: "Um, I'm a Zootard, don't even talk to me about that shit."

by Marauder Shagger Zutarian October 23, 2009

zoobarf

syn. A zekial.

It's pretty obvious.

"Last night I saw a zoobarf."
"What?"
"You know, a zekial."
"Ohh.."

by BIGD February 3, 2005

Zoolander

When four men get together and smear peanut butter onto their nipples. They then press them together and rotate in a clockwise direction thus leaving a peanut butter trail. This is affectionately known as the Zoolander

Hey John, wanna call up Tim and Edward, i'm thinking of hosting a Zoolander tonight.

by Mexican Websnatcher September 8, 2016

Zoolander

Someone who acts like there above and is proper patronising

Me: Lets get Nando’s

A Zoolander: no let’s get some quinoa and some vegan rolls

by Barthomelew April 26, 2020

Zoolah

A big fat blunt, a phatty, a zoot, a blunt, any fat ass cannabis cigarette.

That zoolah last night had me seeing shit bro

Put that zoolah down before it knocks you out my g

by Shoobydoobyboop December 29, 2021